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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
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Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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The Long Nightmare Is Over
2006-05-28 12:45
by Ken Arneson

I usually don't remember dreams, but I've been recalling more in recent days, for some reason. Last night, I dreamed I was talking with Billy Beane, and he asked me how well I could pitch. Well, I guess that's just a sign of how horrible the A's bullpen has been with those five pitchers on the DL. If I'm even subconsiously contemplating the idea that I could do a better job than them, well, then things are really, really bad.

Before this dream, fortunately, the A's managed to get through a game without using any of those replaceable middle relievers. Barry Zito pitched into the eighth, and Huston Street took it from there. The A's seven-game losing streak was mercifully over.

A victory tonight would sure make this roadtrip less painful. Kirk Saarloos rarely pitches beyond the sixth inning, even on a good day, but maybe tonight he can make an exception. Better to dream for a miracle like that, than to dream that I can suddenly learn how to pitch.

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2006-05-28 13:10:19
1.   Bob Timmermann
Joe Morgan working an A's game.

May God have mercy on us all tonight.

2006-05-28 16:59:30
2.   Ken Arneson
Better Morgan than Joe Buck, or Buck Martinez, or Buck Showalter:

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Although I bet ESPN talks to Showalter during the game. If they do, the Rangers will win for sure.

2006-05-28 17:00:37
3.   Ken Arneson
BTW, I believe the "Curse of the Buck" will end when Travis Buck joins the A's 25-man roster. He is the Luke Skywalker of the A's galaxy.
2006-05-28 17:08:18
4.   Bob Timmermann
I think Showalter is a little too controlling to talk to Miller and Morgan during a game. I think he sends one of his courtiers to do it.
2006-05-28 17:27:40
5.   Bob Timmermann
The wisdom of Joe:

"The A's won't be able to run off a 43-10 streak this year because the rest of the divsion is stronger. I mean, more equal, except for maybe Seattle."

Seattle has a better record than the Angels.

Besides it's just a four team division.

2006-05-28 17:32:43
6.   Ken Arneson
I'm glad I'm not listening. Was he in ecstasy over the bunt that led to the huge one-run rally?
2006-05-28 17:39:06
7.   Bob Timmermann
Morgan thought the bunt was a good idea because Crosby was struggling.

They were subdued over the RBI groundout.

2006-05-28 17:41:16
8.   Ken Arneson
Argh! Harden can't come back soon enough.
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