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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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Rouse Up The Puns
2006-06-10 19:37
by Ken Arneson

Mike Rouse got called up from AAA Sacramento, made his major league debut against in Yankee Stadium Friday night, and immediately became the darling of all headline writers everywhere. His first two games have been a rousing success, helping the A's offense arouse from its slumber by hitting .571/.625/.714 with 2 runs, 2 RBI and a stolen base.

All those puns will get old very quickly, but if a groan-inducing phrase Twister is what it takes to get some more offense out of the A's, I will listen to all the bad puns you can rouse up. In fact, if it will help the A's win some more games, I'll even Risk the Trouble of taking back my moratorium on Milton Bradley puns. When it comes to wins, we're like Hungry, Hungry Hippos around here.

Comments
2006-06-10 22:58:30
1.   Linkmeister
Grins. Oh, get a Clue.
2006-06-12 19:24:48
2.   Sam DC
Colorado grabs the belt!
2006-06-13 23:47:50
3.   BlueMoonModem
Mr. Bradley undoubtedly has fond memories of growing up next door to the Parker Brothers.
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