Baseball Toaster Catfish Stew
Log in | Register | Help
Fight On, You Hams
2006-11-13 15:55
by Philip Michaels

Another candidate appears to have dropped out of the elaborate charade managerial search the A's are conducting to go ahead and promote Bob Geren, already find the best man for the job. Mark Smoyer reports that Trey Hillman is returning to Japan to lead the Nippon Ham Fighters into more glorious battles against other obstreperous meat dishes.

I still hold out hope that Gort will rally.

 

Comments
2006-11-13 16:37:32
1.   Vishal
gort > geren.

more personality, you see.

2006-11-13 17:03:02
2.   mehmattski
Klaatu barada, nikto.
2006-11-13 21:15:56
3.   Ravenscar
My mom has a chocolate lab that's proving himself smarter than the rest of the family put together.

Ken, I think your daughter, Gort, and my mom's dog would make a great Manager, bench coach, and pitching coach, respectively. That dog can catch ANYTHING.

2006-11-13 22:29:08
4.   EricGagnesGoggles
Somewhere, Bob Timmerman weeps at the sight of your headline.
2006-11-13 22:48:15
5.   Philip Michaels
4 I am well aware of the fact that the team nickname is in fact merely the Fighters and that Nippon Ham is the formal name of the team. Out of my great respect for Mr. Timmerman, I almost included an elaborate disclaimer noting this simple fact.

And yet... I choose to live in a world where "Ham" is part of the nickname, where a team that calls itself the "Fighters" is formidable, but a team that goes by the "Ham Fighters" moniker is doubly so. Because as every man, woman, and child knows, a fighting force composed of ham is one to be reckoned with.

That's the reality I've opted for, at any rate. It's the romantic in me.

2006-11-14 00:26:07
6.   rbs10025
5 "I choose to live in a world where "Ham" is part of the nickname, where a team that calls itself the "Fighters" is formidable, but a team that goes by the "Ham Fighters" moniker is doubly so."

But is it as formidable as IronPigs?

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-n-l-lvaaa-name-111206,0,1824611.story

2006-11-14 17:39:52
7.   chuie
6 Fancy that--a guy named Steele comes up with the name Iron Pigs.

Looking at the other finalists, I'd say the fix was on.
"Besides Iron Pigs, they were the Gobblers, Crushers, Phillies, Phantastics, Vulcans, Keystones and Woodchucks."

But by the AAA level, you'd think the iron would a little more refined than the pig state.

Post a comment   (Help)

To comment, please log in.

Not a member? Register!
STOP CASTING POROSITY! An Oakland Athletics blog.
Hot from the Toaster
Search
Google Search
Web
Toaster
Catfish Stew
Archives

2008
07 
06  05  04  03  02  01 

2007
12  11  10  09  08  07 
06  05  04  03  02  01 

2006
12  11  10  09  08  07 
06  05  04  03  02  01 

2005
12  11  10  09  08  07 
06  05  04  03  01 

2004
12  09  08  01 

2003
12  11  10  09  08 
A's Web Sites
MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 5/17):
Cincinnati Reds

2008 Title Bout Records:

teamwl
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Angels64
Indians46
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Reds20
Yankees11
Tigers12
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

more info...

Email Us

Ken: catfish AT zombia d.o.t. com
Ryan: rarmbrust AT gmail d.o.t. com
Philip: kingchimp AT alamedanet d.o.t net

Minor Leagues
Syndication

rss2.0

Add to My Yahoo!