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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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If At First You Don't Succeed, Give Everyone A Promotion
2007-10-06 08:57
by Ken Arneson

Good news, everyone! Billy Beane has recognized that there were issues with the Oakland A's medical and training staff in 2007, and has taken a big step towards correcting the problem. His solution is a classic example of that famous book you all know about.

No, not Moneyball. The step Beane has taken comes straight out of Scott Adams' book, The Dilbert Principle, which states that organizations systematically promote their least competent employees to management, where they can do the least amount of damage.

Former Head Trainer Larry Davis has been promoted to a newly created desk job called "Coordinator of Medical Services". Steve Sayles takes a step up from Assistant Trainer to fill Davis' old role, while Walt Horn moves up from AAA to complete the shuffle.  In addition, A's team orthopedist Dr. Jerrod Goldman has resigned, replaced by Dr. John Frazier.

Good to know that the A's know when to apply new principles of management, and when to use the old, time-tested solutions.  That's the true test of intelligence.  Next year, the A's will be fully healthy all year, I'm sure!

 

Comments
2007-10-06 13:37:17
1.   Jason Wojciechowski
The Walrus won't be running out to the field twice a game next year? Say it ain't so!
2007-10-06 13:57:11
2.   Ken Arneson
Yes, you'll have to get your daily tie-dye fix somewhere else, I'm afraid.
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