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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

2008 Heavyweight of the Year:
New York Mets

Final Regular Season Champion:
Atlanta Braves

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2619
Cubs164
Phillies1514
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Padres109
Braves97
Nationals915
Rockies714
Brewers61
Angels64
Indians611
Cardinals55
Reds55
Marlins55
Dodgers57
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Mariners21
Yankees23
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03
Pirates03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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Please Fill In This Joke
2008-09-18 20:35
by Ken Arneson

There's something funny about these two consecutive pictures I took today, one minute apart. There's a setup and a punchline, but I can't figure out the middle.

So, three cops are sent to investigate a mischievous duck.
Untitled

... (insert body of joke here) ...

Untitled
"Wow", said Jeff Baisley, "that's the first hit I've ever had!"

Comments
2008-09-19 06:10:49
1.   Joe Romano
...but just as they get there the duck is knocked cold by a line drive.
2008-09-19 10:25:31
2.   Dane Bramage
Did someone say Cold Duck?

Ba Dum, Tishhhhhh!

2008-09-21 18:40:58
3.   rbj
That was no duck, that was my wife.
2008-09-22 00:44:19
4.   Chiron Brown
The duck would've gotten away but he was distracted by the quack of the bat.
2008-09-23 21:40:59
5.   debaser
"I picked a bad day to do my first hit of LSD. It seems like there's a huge duck lecturing me." said one Red Sox fan to another.

"Wow", said Jeff Baisley, "that's the first hit I've ever had (too)!"

2008-09-24 13:53:20
6.   TellMeTheScoreRickMonday
Cops yell "duck!"

Baisley takes that moment to hit a line drive screamer.

2008-09-24 13:54:21
7.   TellMeTheScoreRickMonday
or...Jeff Baisley is in the duck suit.

Meanwhile, the duck guy, wearing Baisley's uniform, gets a hit.

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