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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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Nice Trick, Cliff
2005-05-07 12:25
by Ken Arneson

Cliff pulled the old reverse jinx trick by predicting an A's sweep, thereby guaranteeing that it wouldn't happen.

It totally negated my recipe trick, and the A's went back to their pre-recipe-blog non-scoring ways, and lost 5-0.

Moreover, I think he's up to some other evil trick at this very moment, so to counteract him, I'm throwing out a triple dose of recipes:

First, here's where to get some jinx-removing root oil.

Then, we'll use the classic Egg Jinx Removing Spell.

And to invoke the power of Motherhood, and to prevent my powers from crumbling away, I'll throw in Mom's No-Crumble Nutbread.

That, plus a solid dose of Rich Harden ought to do the trick.

Comments
2005-05-08 19:49:52
1.   Kenny
Witness the power of the reverse curse. On my site I added a "Earned Runs for Troops" traking Zito's earned runs, ever since I did that he's been getting better and better. I'm honestly considering donating probably a fifty cents or a buch for each earned run to Zito's charity organization. If that amount seems a bit stingy, remember, I'm a broke musician.

I've just added a "Scoreless Innings Meter," let's hope that works, too.

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