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The Evil Midnight Blogger What Blogs At Midnight
2005-05-11 00:01
by Ken Arneson

And so he says to me, you want to blog? and I says, Yeah baby! I want to be a blogger! I says play ball, bunt monkeys! I'm making hot dogs without mustard! Ah ha ha ha haaaa!

He says to me, he says to me, 'Baby I'm tired of watchin' this lousy team!' I says, I says, why don't you blow it to bits?

And he says to me, he says to me, you got style, baby! But if you're gonna to be a real blogger you gotta get a gimmick…and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! Team Explosives! Aaaah-hahahahaaaa!

So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a superblogger, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says, you got bombs, blow up the team; it's packed with powder. You'll go down in superblogger history, and I go yeah baby, cuz I'm the Evil Midnight Blogger What Blogs at Midnight! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Eat my smoke, Zito baby! I'm trading you! Kaboom!

Dotel, baby, this could happen to you, too. This could happen to anybody! He says he hung that slider, and I go, I says, it's the only hung you got. Ha!

And then next thing you know: milkshake! Whoosh!

And so I says to Byrnes, uh, Byrnes baby Byrnes, I says, you got legs baby, you're everywhere, you're all over the place, but you're not here anymore, baby! You're outta here!!!

Oh, hi!

Durazo, I says, I don't like the price of your jib, and I go, you're going, baby, your jib's going straight Outta Town!

Excuse me…excuse me…and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not!

And Hatteberg, Hatteberg, sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You're becoming the next victim of the Evil Midnight Blogger What Blogs...hey pay attention!

Yeah Baby! Now you've only got twenty seconds until you all Eat My Stew!!!

You'll never prove a thing; I'm just a part-time programmer. Down with patience! Blogging is good, baby!

Comments
2005-05-11 00:41:42
1.   treble
The A's better score some runs, fast, or somebody is going to haul you away.
2005-05-11 09:59:05
2.   LatNam
Spoooooon!
2005-05-11 12:30:36
3.   photogirl
Dude! Stay away from the glue.

Poor Ken. Go check out some minor league games, that might cheer you up a bit.

Kerry Haas

www.eioimageskerryhaas.blogspot.com

2005-05-11 13:03:33
4.   Ken Arneson
Thanks, Latnam. I'm glad I'm not the only one around here who watched The Tick...
2005-05-11 17:47:28
5.   LatNam
I do what I can. (I must say I expected more people to get it.)

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