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And Gets Out Laughing
2005-11-15 13:30
by Ken Arneson

Editor's Note: Baseball Toaster aims to provide the highest quality writing at the lowest possible cost. In that spirit, we are excited to announce that Ken Arneson has been replaced by a computer program. The software takes his previous Catfish Stew articles, and reconfigures them into new ones. We think you will agree that the difference is negligible.

I need some intense anticipation!

Huston Street's delivery was only managed to fall into shape, and I was tipping his firm stance and better than the best lottery tickets with a pumpkin.

His slider across, the A's had it as a Surf Dawg employee came in from straightaway left field bleachers with minor league pitcher with some mosquito bites followed with a perfect.

The setup is to see Rickey sized up by the choir invisible hand have really worried. Walks off the teams, get the best hitter, Rickey stole second straight Outta Town.

Listen, matey, I think that he wants a chance to do which would you dissolve in excruciating fashion by Byrnes was a desire to the game will apparently from.

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I'm trying to deal with powder.

Perhaps you are a broken bat nearly seven feet tall, too, and there's any giant robot.

That's what my neck almost won--Brian Sabean's distrust of Japan.

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My five-year-old takes Durazo's pitch to discuss it up, so we don't actually do win on his hitting homers in the A's team, and let up a Nick Swisher Thomas.

They're really paying Durazo and saying, "He can just have miraculous streaks." And so high! Let me, when Viola from Ingmar Bergman's The Dodgers coasts to buy a very difficult-to-bench Ellis, score above median.

In Swedish, the last place (not my lesson from Tommy Lasorda, which will shake without back-to-plan) can get used for strikes is on the other usual dominant self.

If Murphy has become the baseball and Martin Scorsese's new reliever throughout the same way, I am not just in baseball a star among stars.

No more ideal than an art is unlikely, to second and trusted in the laws of Jason Kendall--wow, he's trying to Star Wars film based at first game started!

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Looks like this type than the first MLB Heavyweight Champs. King complains about the kind of those moments that aren't too slow to you, and Angelball began looking at Hi Corbett Field here.

The Angels are very frustrating about Torii Hunter his 37th opening day, every strong contempt for him and Yabu ends up to fall for a European shotputter?

That's just way too 9-4...

If Lackey's age and fielding gaffes all goes eight deep, enough A's do some reason but the style is just stupid stupid stupid ape. A couple of people and Jason Giambi will cause me damn parasites!

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Rich Harden: Dan Haren has the agenda. You grind their outfits in the agenda!

Barry Zito gives up spots in his pitch-by-pitch data knower. Now we're going into account that Bonds Barry Zito lost 3-2 in a surface-level reason I had lost 19 in weak grounders to be an Angry God we about.

And gets out laughing?

Comments
2005-11-15 14:09:54
1.   FirstMohican
I was going to ask if making an article generator based on previous posts was quicker than manually assembling this post, but maybe you've made a post response generator too.
2005-11-15 15:59:32
2.   Ken Arneson
I don't have a post response generator--yet. This part is still manual, unfortunately.
2005-11-15 21:49:34
3.   fordprefect
Better than any drug....

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