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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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That's 'Six Feet Under' 3.5 Times Over, For Those Of You Keeping Score
2007-02-05 19:30
by Ken Arneson

Overreact once, shame on you...overreact twice...OMG! If global warming increases sea levels by more than a couple of feet, the A's new stadium in Fremont might find itself below sea level. We'll all drown!!!

Except...it seems we're all dead already...I've always felt that being an A's fan is like being in some kind of purgatory...not quite hell, exactly, but not quite heaven either...things go well, but it's never quite right...there's great weather, but an ugly park...great transportation, but to a bad neighborhood...when you win it all, there's an earthquake or something...and then you find out your favorite players were all a bunch of steroid freaks...anyway...to the point...now I understand why...because right now...today...without the help of global warming...there's this:

The field at the Oakland Coliseum is 21 feet below sea level.

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2007-02-05 22:24:18
1.   Daniel Zappala
Absolutely hilarious. I never would have thought I'd read an A's blog, but you keep me coming back.

Oh ... and what about Joe Rudi, Rollie Fingers, Reggie Jackson, Sal Bando, and Vida Blue? I was only 5, and I lived in Orange County, but I still have memories of these guys. That's gotta keep you going, right?

2007-02-05 22:40:40
2.   Ken Arneson
1 Yeah, but mentioning that would have ruined the joke.
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