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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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2007 Photo Outtakes: Victory 2008!
2008-01-01 21:56
by Ken Arneson

The bad news: the odds of the A's adding the number "2008" to this banner are only slightly worse than the odds of Rich Harden staying healthy all season, which in turn are only slightly worse than the odds of me growing a second head, being elected President of the Galaxy, and then stealing a spaceship while visiting the planet Damogran.

The good news: if the third of these improbable events happens, the other two will follow as a matter of course.  Therefore, I would like to remind all A's fans in Iowa to vote for me in the caucuses on January 3rd.  It's the first step in a long journey towards Victory 2008!

If you have any questions about what I would do as President beyond my top priority of making sure the A's win the World Series, feel free to ask them in the comments below.   I'll be happy to answer, provided, of course, that doing so would not make me look uncool.

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Comments
2008-01-02 17:30:41
1.   Gagne55
Will you remove troops from Iraq? And what is your stance on a national healthcare plan?
2008-01-02 19:59:22
2.   xaphor
The San Francisco Giants would like to know if you want them to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where they're standing.
2008-01-02 23:21:14
3.   Ken Arneson
1 (a): I will use the infinite improbability drive to change all the oil in Iraq into chocolate syrup. The rest will take care of itself.
2008-01-02 23:25:06
4.   Ken Arneson
1 (b): My stance is a bit like Rickey Henderson's: a low crouch, with an emphasis on patience and selectivity. We don't just swing at the first healthcare plan we see, if you get what I mean.
2008-01-02 23:28:00
5.   Ken Arneson
2 . Brian Sabean, meet Marvin the Robot. Marvin, this is Brian. I'm sure you will soon find you have a lot in common.
2008-01-03 08:31:11
6.   CMcFood
What will you do about the Texas Rangers announcer they have masquerading as an A's announcer?
2008-01-03 08:41:05
7.   Ken Arneson
6 It's all part of the plan. We aim to temporarily masquerade the entire A's organization as the Texas Rangers, in order to dupe the other general managers into forgetting they are dealing with Billy Freakin' Beane here.

And then just when they've fallen for the scheme and we've made our moves--BAM! We're back to the swagger of being the All-Time Winningest Franchise in the West.

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