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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

Current Champion (as of 8/12):
Milwaukee Brewers

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2317
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Cubs91
Padres86
Rockies714
Angels64
Indians611
Brewers50
Cardinals55
Reds55
Dodgers57
Marlins43
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Nationals35
Mariners21
Yankees23
Phillies25
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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Game 9: Greg Smith Needs a Nickname
2008-04-09 15:26
by Ken Arneson

Greg Smith, who like Dana Eveland came over in the Dan Haren trade, replaces Dan "Crab-Man" Johnson on the roster, and Justin Duchscherer in the rotation. Since Smith is replacing the Crab-Man, I think it's natural to turn to crab predators in search of a nickname:

Crabs are frequently preyed upon by halibut, dogfish, sculpins, octopus, otters, sea turtles, and even other species of crabs. Young crabs may sometimes be eaten by their own species. Crab larvae might be eaten by pretty much anything that eats plankton.

What the heck is a sculpin?

Greg "The Octopus" Smith? Greg "the Otter" Smith? "Dogfish" Smith? "Halibut" Smith? "Cannibal" Smith? Hmm...combine those last two and it sounds like a movie character. Greg "Fava Beans" Smith?

Athletics at Toronto, 4:07pm

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Comments
2008-04-09 16:06:22
1.   jmoney
I like "The Otter," just 'cause it sounds funny.

I'm happy Dan Johnson's not an Oakland A anymore. Not out of any particular dislike for the guy--I don't care about him one way or another, except as a symbol of all the failed A's players of the last few years (Crosby, Harden, etc). I'm looking forward to rooting for a team that doesn't employ any of those guys (even Harden, who I always liked).

2008-04-09 16:19:02
2.   Ken Arneson
Boy, weird play: Ellis hits a grounder that hits third base, bounces back to the pitcher, who runs and tags out Travis Buck trying to advance to third.
2008-04-09 16:35:10
3.   Ken Arneson
Maybe Greg "River Cat" Smith is going to be his nickname if he keeps pitching like this.
2008-04-09 17:43:50
4.   Philip Michaels
So many missed opportunities...
2008-04-09 18:53:24
5.   toni
this game sucks.

:-(

2008-04-09 19:21:23
6.   toni
not so much now.

:-)

2008-04-09 19:33:21
7.   toni
okay this game sucks again!

>:-(

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