Introducing the Official DL Transportation Company of the Oakland Athletics
by Ken Arneson
Hi, I'm Billy Beane, General Manager of the Oakland Athletics. Last year, I sent a record 22 players to the disabled list. After shipping off Frank Thomas to the DL yesterday, we're already halfway toward beating last year's record. And whenever I need to ship off another group of players to the disabled list, I rely on Busted Wheels Trucking Company. Busted Wheels is the Official DL Transportation Company of the Oakland A's. Tell 'em Billy sent you!
Catfish Stew took this exclusive photo yesterday at the Oakland A's secret DL dumping ground. I can't tell you where it is, as my sources prefer to remain anonymous. Perhaps you can figure it out, but our lips are sealed.