Who will play professional baseball first, cavemen or robots? You know that eventually, mankind will go there. Will our single-minded pursuit of sports glory eventually cause the fall of mankind? How will our civilization end? Like Planet of the Apes? Or like Terminator? Or perhaps we shall create a race of robot/cloned human hybrids to play our professional sports for us, and when they inevitably turn on their human creators, we shall be forced to take refuge in outer space, like Battlestar Galactica. Woe is us.