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Please Fill In This Joke
2008-09-18 20:35
by Ken Arneson

There's something funny about these two consecutive pictures I took today, one minute apart. There's a setup and a punchline, but I can't figure out the middle.

So, three cops are sent to investigate a mischievous duck.
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... (insert body of joke here) ...

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"Wow", said Jeff Baisley, "that's the first hit I've ever had!"

Comments
2008-09-19 06:10:49
1.   Joe Romano
...but just as they get there the duck is knocked cold by a line drive.
2008-09-19 10:25:31
2.   Dane Bramage
Did someone say Cold Duck?

Ba Dum, Tishhhhhh!

2008-09-21 18:40:58
3.   rbj
That was no duck, that was my wife.
2008-09-22 00:44:19
4.   Chiron Brown
The duck would've gotten away but he was distracted by the quack of the bat.
2008-09-23 21:40:59
5.   debaser
"I picked a bad day to do my first hit of LSD. It seems like there's a huge duck lecturing me." said one Red Sox fan to another.

"Wow", said Jeff Baisley, "that's the first hit I've ever had (too)!"

2008-09-24 13:53:20
6.   TellMeTheScoreRickMonday
Cops yell "duck!"

Baisley takes that moment to hit a line drive screamer.

2008-09-24 13:54:21
7.   TellMeTheScoreRickMonday
or...Jeff Baisley is in the duck suit.

Meanwhile, the duck guy, wearing Baisley's uniform, gets a hit.

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