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Nice Trick, Cliff
2005-05-07 12:25
by Ken Arneson

Cliff pulled the old reverse jinx trick by predicting an A's sweep, thereby guaranteeing that it wouldn't happen.

It totally negated my recipe trick, and the A's went back to their pre-recipe-blog non-scoring ways, and lost 5-0.

Moreover, I think he's up to some other evil trick at this very moment, so to counteract him, I'm throwing out a triple dose of recipes:

First, here's where to get some jinx-removing root oil.

Then, we'll use the classic Egg Jinx Removing Spell.

And to invoke the power of Motherhood, and to prevent my powers from crumbling away, I'll throw in Mom's No-Crumble Nutbread.

That, plus a solid dose of Rich Harden ought to do the trick.

Comments
2005-05-08 19:49:52
1.   Kenny
Witness the power of the reverse curse. On my site I added a "Earned Runs for Troops" traking Zito's earned runs, ever since I did that he's been getting better and better. I'm honestly considering donating probably a fifty cents or a buch for each earned run to Zito's charity organization. If that amount seems a bit stingy, remember, I'm a broke musician.

I've just added a "Scoreless Innings Meter," let's hope that works, too.

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