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1. Thomas 1 1 3 = 5 2. Zito 3 3 1 = 7 3. Haren 4 5 2 = 11 4. Swisher 5 4 4 = 13 5. Duchscherer 2 10 7 = 19 6. Street 9 7 6 = 22 7. Bradley 6 7 10 = 23 8. Blanton 14 10 5 = 29 9. Gaudin 11 10 8 = 29 10. Calero 8 14 9 = 31 11. Chavez 13 5 15 = 33 12. Payton 7 9 18 = 34 13. Kennedy 12 14 12 = 38 14. Kielty 10 14 23 = 47 15. Kendall 35 2 14 = 51 16. Harden 16 18 19 = 53 17. Halsey 15 22 17 = 54 18. Saarloos 30 18 13 = 61 19. Scutaro 38 14 11 = 63 20. Komine 19 24 25 = 68 21. Flores 27 22 20 = 69 22. Loaiza 37 18 15 = 70 23. Ellis 39 10 22 = 71 24. Kotsay 32 18 21 = 71 25. Sauerbeck 18 24 29 = 71 26. Karsay 20 24 29 = 73 27. Keisler 25 24 24 = 73 28. Rouse 25 24 26 = 75 29. Brown 24 24 28 = 76 30. Casilla 21 24 33 = 78 31. Clark 22 24 32 = 78 32. Roney 31 24 27 = 82 33. Bocachica 29 24 31 = 84 34. Witasick 17 35 35 = 87 35. Crosby 34 24 38 = 96 36. Jimenez 27 35 34 = 96 37. Johnson 23 35 39 = 97 38. Windsor 33 35 36 = 106 39. Melhuse 40 35 37 = 112 40. Perez 36 40 40 = 116 1. Stomach punch 2. JC Chasez 3. Stop casting porosity 4. Things that come in threes 5. Charlie Rose 6. Midnight zone 7. Orson Welles rant 8. Justin Timberlake 9. Computer Associates 10. Dairy Queen Toronto 1. Rickey Henderson 338 24.1 2. Reggie Jackson 238 23.8 3. Jason Giambi 166 23.7 4. Sal Bando 231 21.0 5. Mark McGwire 233 19.4 6. Jose Canseco 172 19.1 7. Bert Campaneris 247 19.0 8. Miguel Tejada 133 19.0 9. Eric Chavez 160 17.8 10. Tim Hudson 106 17.7 11. Dwayne Murphy 162 16.2 12. Barry Zito 112 16.0 13. Rick Monday 96 16.0 14. Gene Tenace 127 15.9 15. Carney Lansford 157 15.7 16. Dave Henderson 94 15.7 17. Catfish Hunter 149 14.9 18. Vida Blue 128 14.2 19. Terry Steinbach 144 13.1 20. Dennis Eckersley 113 12.6 21. Joe Rudi 135 12.3 22. Rollie Fingers 98 10.9 23. Dave Stewart 94 11.8 24. Tony Phillips 94 10.4 25. Dick Green 117 9.8 1. Paul Lindblad 2. Barry Zito 3. Huston Street 4. Frank Thomas 5. Matt Kemp 6. Bill King 7. Rich Harden 8. John Gibbons 9. Eric Chavez 10. Kris Benson 11. Nick Swisher 12. Ken Macha 13. Vince Cotroneo 14. Jason Kendall 15. Mark Mulder 16. Esteban Loaiza 17. Anna Benson 18. Billy Beane 19. Brad Halsey 20. Javier Herrera
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After I got the answer to that, my brain just shut off. Unfortunately yours is a little tougher.
In the first list, column 1 is ranking by WPA per fangraphs.com, and column 3 is ranking by VORP per baseballprospectus. Column 2 has me stumped, as I can't think of anything Jason Kendall is that good at other than getting hit by pitches and scowling.
List 3 is some sort of cumulative measure of value with Oakland.
My guess for List 2 (and possibly also list 4) is search terms that have landed people at this blog.
List 2 is the top non-baseball-related search terms for 2006 which brought people to Catfish Stew. List 4 is the top baseball-related names which brought people to Catfish Stew.
doppelganger is almost half correct on the third list. The columns are career Athletics win shares, and win shares per year. It's the top 25 career totals, sorted by win shares per year.
The reason I say "almost" is that the total win shares are for players who played in Oakland, but not necessarily only "while with Oakland". If they played in Oakland, but were with the team in Kansas City, those KC numbers are also included.
Pluto
Goatees
Rufus
England vs Ecuador
Germany vs Argentina
Pakistan
Brazil vs Ghana
Korea vs Togo
UCLA basketball
Germany vs Poland
i remember lurking on to those pics when you 1st posted them.
The Brad Ausmus Google phenomenon is one I can't understand.
1. Burning of Slaughterhouse 5
2. Brr stick em ha ha ha stick em
3. When did Sizzler in Bergenfield close
4. Cliff Corcoran (!)
5. Sad Songs Friends Moving Away
6. Moving Bronx
7. Don Corleone mayor
8. Dicey Morris Collins Conflict 14th Ed.
9. Murdalize
10. Newsday
If you think #4 is cheating shift 5-10 up one and add new #10: Herve and Tintin.
Interestingly, #11 would then be "Ken Tremendous"
Of course the secret here is that everything from "Moving Bronx" on down is based on one hit only. Which opens up room for my favorite: "pitchers of Eminem."
If you filter the stats for the whole year, you'll find that your top five looks like this:
1. oblique muscle
2. i got five on it
3. bar
4. monster jam
5. i can't quit you
The Ausmus Mystery deepens.
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