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Fight On, You Hams
2006-11-13 15:55
by Philip Michaels

Another candidate appears to have dropped out of the elaborate charade managerial search the A's are conducting to go ahead and promote Bob Geren, already find the best man for the job. Mark Smoyer reports that Trey Hillman is returning to Japan to lead the Nippon Ham Fighters into more glorious battles against other obstreperous meat dishes.

I still hold out hope that Gort will rally.

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2006-11-13 16:37:32
1.   Vishal
gort > geren.

more personality, you see.

2006-11-13 17:03:02
2.   mehmattski
Klaatu barada, nikto.
2006-11-13 21:15:56
3.   Ravenscar
My mom has a chocolate lab that's proving himself smarter than the rest of the family put together.

Ken, I think your daughter, Gort, and my mom's dog would make a great Manager, bench coach, and pitching coach, respectively. That dog can catch ANYTHING.

2006-11-13 22:29:08
4.   EricGagnesGoggles
Somewhere, Bob Timmerman weeps at the sight of your headline.
2006-11-13 22:48:15
5.   Philip Michaels
4 I am well aware of the fact that the team nickname is in fact merely the Fighters and that Nippon Ham is the formal name of the team. Out of my great respect for Mr. Timmerman, I almost included an elaborate disclaimer noting this simple fact.

And yet... I choose to live in a world where "Ham" is part of the nickname, where a team that calls itself the "Fighters" is formidable, but a team that goes by the "Ham Fighters" moniker is doubly so. Because as every man, woman, and child knows, a fighting force composed of ham is one to be reckoned with.

That's the reality I've opted for, at any rate. It's the romantic in me.

2006-11-14 00:26:07
6.   rbs10025
5 "I choose to live in a world where "Ham" is part of the nickname, where a team that calls itself the "Fighters" is formidable, but a team that goes by the "Ham Fighters" moniker is doubly so."

But is it as formidable as IronPigs?

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-n-l-lvaaa-name-111206,0,1824611.story

2006-11-14 17:39:52
7.   chuie
6 Fancy that--a guy named Steele comes up with the name Iron Pigs.

Looking at the other finalists, I'd say the fix was on.
"Besides Iron Pigs, they were the Gobblers, Crushers, Phillies, Phantastics, Vulcans, Keystones and Woodchucks."

But by the AAA level, you'd think the iron would a little more refined than the pig state.

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