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If the rising flood waters don't get you, the cloud of deadly arsine will, according to the San Jose Mercury News:
Just across the street from the envisioned ballpark village site sits Scott Specialty Gases, a distributor of highly toxic materials used in semi-conductor manufacturing. Fremont officials advised Wolff last year that he'd need to either relocate the plant or find another way to mitigate the potential hazard posed by a toxic gas cloud floating over a ballpark filled with 32,000 people.
Worst. Pyrospectacular. Ever.
"Chloe ... I need the schematics to the Scott Specialty Gases building ... and the latest batter vs. pitcher data for Nick Swisher. Send it to my PDA as soon as you can!"
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