In Which Bob Geren Is Visited By Supernatural Entities
by Ken Arneson
Methinks the fisking of anti-sabermetric articles is growing more stale by the day, but this one is worth it just for this one sentence:
I am a strange demon with special Joe Blanton wins-related supernatural powers, and Bob Geren, I am offering you this deal right this second.
I know almost nothing about Bob Geren, how he runs a game, how he relates to the team and to the press and to the fans, but I think it's great to start off the relationship by picturing him sitting in his office negotiating with ghosts.