This was no ordinary day in Oakland, California...
"Hey, did you hear? There was an total lunar eclipse last night. I've seen some weird things, man..."
"When even the devil thinks it's too hot to be outside, Doc Halladay dares to go it alone."
"What was that noise? I heard something beyond the outfield wall!"
"It came from over there!"
"A monster is coming! Everybody panic!"
"Take cover! Dive out of the way!"
"Lyle Overbay believes in home runs, not monsters."
"Matt Stairs agrees with Mr. Overbay. Let's play extras!"
"I have a bad feeling about this..."
"Aaaaagh! There it is! A giant glove monster, rising up just beyond the outfield wall!"
"Help! The glove monster ate Dan Johnson!"
"Marco Scutaro stabbed the monster, but it's still alive!"
"Duck, Jason Frasor! The monster is after you!"
"Save us, Jack Hannahan! Save us!"
"The glove monster is slain! All hail the heroes of the day!"
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