The bad news: the odds of the A's adding the number "2008" to this banner are only slightly worse than the odds of Rich Harden staying healthy all season, which in turn are only slightly worse than the odds of me growing a second head, being elected President of the Galaxy, and then stealing a spaceship while visiting the planet Damogran.
The good news: if the third of these improbable events happens, the other two will follow as a matter of course. Therefore, I would like to remind all A's fans in Iowa to vote for me in the caucuses on January 3rd. It's the first step in a long journey towards Victory 2008!
If you have any questions about what I would do as President beyond my top priority of making sure the A's win the World Series, feel free to ask them in the comments below. I'll be happy to answer, provided, of course, that doing so would not make me look uncool.