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MLB Heavyweight Champion

If MLB champs were decided like boxing: beat the champ, and you're the champ.

The 2008 season started with the Red Sox as champs. They were beaten by the A's, who were beaten back by Boston, who were then swept by Toronto, who lost to Oakland, who lost to Cleveland, and so on, until we reached our current champion.

The Heavyweight of the Year is the team that wins the most title bouts at the end of the season.

2008 Heavyweight of the Year:
New York Mets

Final Regular Season Champion:
Atlanta Braves

2008 Title Bout Records:

Mets2619
Cubs164
Phillies1514
Athletics1313
Red Sox117
Padres109
Braves97
Nationals915
Rockies714
Brewers61
Angels64
Indians611
Cardinals55
Reds55
Marlins55
Dodgers57
Rangers46
Blue Jays33
Mariners21
Yankees23
Tigers12
Giants03
Orioles03
Pirates03

2007 Heavyweight of the Year:
Seattle Mariners

2006 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

2005 Heavyweight of the Year:
Oakland Athletics

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Shannon Stewart: Finder of Lost Loves
2007-02-09 13:07
by Philip Michaels

Well, Catfish Stew has already covered the Shannon Stewart signing from an analytical perspective and from the informed historical perspective. But what of the inane, of-interest-only-to-me perspective? Who will speak for it?

Oh, all right. I'm game.

Actual conversations between me and my wife this morning:

"Hey, looks like the A's signed Shannon Stewart," I said.

"That's disappointing," my wife replied.

"Disappointing? Are you worried that his recent injury history will make it unlikely for him to have much of an impact with the A's?"

"No."

"Are you upset because it potentially means that Bobby Kielty will be fighting for playing time?"

"Not really."

"Then why is it disappointing?"

"Because I used to date a guy named Shannon Stewart."

"Oh... say, this guy you used to date... the Blue Jays didn't happen to draft him with the 19th pick of the 1992 amateur draft, did they?"

"I don't think so."

"He didn't have a career on-base percentage of .364 and a .439 slugging percentage?"

"I'm pretty sure he did not."

"Get a lot of MVP consideration in 2003 following his trade to Minnesota?"

"No."

"Oh. Then it's probably not the same guy then."

And... scene.

Comments
2007-02-09 14:50:21
1.   Ken Arneson
Well, at least she didn't say she once dated a girl named Shannon Stewart.

"Oh... say, this girl you used to date...Playboy Magazine didn't anoint her their June 2000 Playmate, did they?"

2007-02-09 15:43:23
2.   Philip Michaels
1 Clearly the A's need to have an "All Shannon Stewarts Get in Free" promotion at the Coliseum one of these days. Though I doubt it will be as effective as Bill Veeck's Al Smith Night promotion (http://tinyurl.com/2gndoq).
2007-02-12 17:38:32
3.   das411
Shannon Stewart is the inaugural member of the Jayson Stark MVP Hall of Fame, is he not?
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